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Today, on the 4th of July, Attorney General Ed submitted a Criminal Complaint against Associate Justice of the Supreme Court Ivy. The complaint accuses the Justice of having hoaxed the crime of Stolen Valour as per Article 46a of the Criminal Code, as he misled others into believing that he was a Senior Counsel, although he wasn’t one.
The Senior Counsel is a commendation awarded to outstanding attorneys, judges and jurists. Up to this point, only two persons have been given this honour, namely Danyo and Dickhead.
For this crime, the Department of Justice seeks a mute of ten seconds as punishment, which is within the sentencing guidelines for Stolen Valour (mute of duration below one week). If the court accepts this obviously laughable sentencing recommendation still is an open question.